Quick Update! | August 9, 2011

by Joe

Gotta go… take a nap! Ugh, heat turns me into a 90-year-old man.

Enjoy Scene 3 – “Still the Right Choice, Rosa?”!

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Llama118
Llama118
13 years ago

You cliffhanger-creating monsterrrr

Alex
Alex
13 years ago

Nice. It is hot here too.

Matthew
Matthew
13 years ago

OH SHIT SON! IT’S GOING DOWN! Hahahahahaha, I know bernie has no chance without Arbiter so i’m kinda scared for him right now. Hopefully he’ll be alright.

I’m half expecting to see a comment from edward complaining how there isn’t going to be another chapter ’till tuesday.

Oh and THIRD!

Yoinkinator
Yoinkinator
13 years ago

Quicky cliffhanger generator 5000 3rd Edition wrapped in happy fun sauce with a cherry on top.

Alex Apocalypse
Alex Apocalypse
13 years ago

NOOOO cut off too soon :( now i HAVE to know what happens. but i must say.. inner joe has gotten a little out of hand *cough* prick *cough*

ryan
ryan
13 years ago

is it just me or did it look like joe wanted somthing from rosa liek the s.. word could be kids on this site not going to risk it

hypnokrit
hypnokrit
13 years ago

first.
THERE I dID IT

new inner joe should use oouters anger directed at bernie as the gateway to his freedom.

hypnokrit
hypnokrit
13 years ago

@ryan
even if a kid sees the word sex would they know what it is?
oh and kids who are looking at this DO NOT ASK WHAT IT IS, unless you are over 10
then you have a right to know.

hypnokrit
hypnokrit
13 years ago

@matthew

no third there is. first or nothing there is.

(yay yoda reference!)

Lukesf
Lukesf
13 years ago

@Hypno, they will find out eventually anyways, unless they are locked in a closet for there entire lives with no internet, so why delay the inevitable?

mutant hunter
mutant hunter
13 years ago

inner but now outer joe he was going to RAPE HER!!!!! outer but now inner joe may have said the same thing but with the word wife!!!!!

Noble 7
Noble 7
13 years ago

DUN! DUN! DUUUUN!

Dagzter
Dagzter
13 years ago

wow epic its gonna be a show down maybe in the next scene.Also i dont mind the cliffhangers 2 days isn’t long to wait since im used to wait for anime like a week which is much more painful

Happy Vampire
Happy Vampire
13 years ago

I think Joe will win over Inner Joe!
And then marry Rosa.
By the way,wait time is only 2 days? YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
The Pocalypse FTW

bobsickle
bobsickle
13 years ago

This is (former) outer joe’s chance, other joe is getting angry which should weaken his mental defences. I hope I am not the only one that wants to see an awesome mental fight with the different personalities constantly shifting.

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
13 years ago

IJ is definitely a big bastard… WAY bigger than OJ and THAT’S saying something…

Mikado
Mikado
13 years ago

i Bet Bernie can remote control Arbiter

Jon
Jon
13 years ago

In the left corner we have Inner Joe, Champion of Joes body and a maniac with super powers, And in the right corner we have Outer Joe, trapped in his own head and fighting for freedom, who will win this epic battle? What will the outcome be? Will Outer Joe capture his body back or shall Inner Joe triumph? Find out on Wednesday!

Anonymous_Jr
Anonymous_Jr
13 years ago

Then harry f*cks evil joe over the end :D Right?

DramaNoMore
DramaNoMore
13 years ago

question: what exactly does he has against Bernie, I mean, just because Rosa mentioned his name, he must die?

frida
frida
13 years ago

BERNIE?!

Shade person
Shade person
13 years ago

No, Inner Joe is in a fragile state. The real Joe shall take over…

Shade person
Shade person
13 years ago

Wait a minute… This is the Elder’s doing, isn’t it?

blinx92
blinx92
13 years ago

Lol,I love the comments tippy toeing around words, and then comes mutant hunter.

@mutant hunter:
Great job, your comment made me laugh.

blade man
blade man
13 years ago

:( im going on vacation in 2 days and that mean ill have to wait longer to see what happens
oh well
(PS:please excuse any spelling errors i go to a mostly french school

Delta Pangaea
Delta Pangaea
13 years ago

Angertime, angertime, angertime, BAM! POWERFIST IS BACK BAYBEH!

Pocalypselove0001
Pocalypselove0001
13 years ago

I think that “Joe” is gonna try to kill bernie but before he can, whatever the elder put inside of the real joe’s head is gonna go off. ^_^ let’s find out after these short messages!

sh4d0wfl4re
sh4d0wfl4re
13 years ago

Jess is going to give Inner Joe such a shock that Outer Joe can break through (I think taking a raging superhuman down unarmed would do the trick 8p)

Decifer
Decifer
13 years ago

JOE IS GONNA FIRIN HIS LAZAR!! (shoop da whoop reference^_^) thumbs up by me XD

Spade-Nya
Spade-Nya
13 years ago

Okay, all this Inner Joe Outer Joe stuff confuses me, so I`m gonna re-name them. Author Joe can stay as Author Joe, The Joe that`s is currently on the inside is Nice Joe, and the one on the outside (with the messed up eyes) is Jack Ass Joe.

Leviticus
Leviticus
13 years ago

Jack Ass Joe. I like that idea. JAJ’s problem with Bernie is that Rosa wanted him to sort things out, showing that she trusts him more. Now Original Joe(sorry Spade, but he still cant be considered Nice) is going to take Domanik’s advice and gain control of him in this weaker state.

spike
spike
13 years ago

i hope they kill this joe…

Zerotech68
Zerotech68
13 years ago

Uh oh First other joe is kind of a douche 2nd I fear for what going to happen

hypnokrit
hypnokrit
13 years ago

scruffleback should use his mental powers (like when bernie was told to look behind the shelf)
to help joe hoist himself out.

Matthew
Matthew
13 years ago

@hypnokrit there will always be a third as long as you are actually third, unlike you who wasn’t first.

Aethrys
Aethrys
13 years ago

@Spade But “Nice Joe” as you call him isn’t actually nice.
How about Joe and Super Joe? Author Joe will remain the same, of course.
Alternatively, Regular Joe can be Jerk Joe, while Super Joe can be Jack Ass Joe.
I think SJ is about to pull a Fenris and put his fist through Bernie’s chest. Yes, I did just quote DA II, and yes, I am ashamed of myself.

Ruiling
Ruiling
13 years ago

I think the person who says “Just leave” after the second white flash should be rosa not joe, or joe should say “I’ll just leave”

Edward
Edward
13 years ago

Hmm..A Canadian-Flipino guy leaves me with Inner Joe knocked Rosa out and about to play Mortal Kombat with Bernie.OH SHIZ IT JUST GAWT REEL SAWN.

Matthew
Matthew
13 years ago

^Fail.

kingjd
kingjd
13 years ago

run for your lives the complainer for the pocalpse website has returned and may wreak havoc annoying everyone!

Matthew
Matthew
13 years ago

^win.

Irene
Irene
13 years ago

HNNNNGH YOU CLIFFHANGING SON OF A BITCH!

Also, Matthew, you fail. So much.

kingjd
kingjd
13 years ago

thank you your a great adience and for those who dont know the complainer his name starts with an E and he complainsa lot to mostly to ask Joe to hurry up

Matthew
Matthew
13 years ago

@Irene At least I Win at failing right? At least I know I’m good at something, that’s what’s important. :D

Happy Vampire
Happy Vampire
13 years ago

^Winwinwinwinwinwinwin!

I bet Joe exits from the mind & get knocked out from Harry.

In the meantime..
Author Joe,I hate your cliffhangers! D:

Locke
Locke
13 years ago

STOP! Murder time!

LucarioGuy1195
LucarioGuy1195
13 years ago

first of all, Matthew’s second comment = epic win.
second, i kinda remembered this because from where i come from (portugal) it has completely flown under the radar now that the initial shock is over. so, author joe, how is japan now? is it better? is it worse? are you all hanging on like termites on a wooden board in a river? give us some news from time to time!
third, my bet is that Dominic’s gonna burst through JAJ’s mind, leaving a hole for Joe to get out, just as JAJ’s about to rip Bernie’s head. Meanwhile, Jess is gonna freak out, Bernie will shoot Joe with Arbiter, Scrufflebeck is gonna spike Joe and Doc appears with his laser and fries Joe, just for the kick of it. you’re still a cliffhanging son of a gun author joe, though. :3

Quizzie
Quizzie
13 years ago

When joe gets his body back,Its probably gonna be hard for him to explain

Willy
Willy
13 years ago

God I hate it when people keep sayind CLIFFHANGER! It’s becoming overused and it’s silly.

This is an ONLINE WEBCOMIC. No matter what, he isn’t going to be able to post an ENTIRE STORY on ONE SEGMENT. There will always be some unanswered question at the end of an upload. He has to stop somewhere, or this wouldn’t be a comic. it would be another book. So stop throwing around the word cliffhanger like it’s some kind of legitimate complaint. It’s only really applicable when something is particularly suspenseful anyway. I don’t think half of the updates that people have spammed the word cliffhanger under even come close to qualifying.

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

Well, it seems Joe is a moron either way.